I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional tinychat lives all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a channel or we’re gonna crumble, inch by inch, day by day, 'til we’re finished.
We’re in nutella hell right now, /b/rothers, believe me. And, we can stay here or get the nigger kicked out of us -- or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell one Person at a time.
Now, I can’t do it for you. I’m too young. I look around. I see these young faces, and I think -- I mean -- I made every wrong choice a /b/rother can make. I, uh, I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.
You know, when you get old in life things get taken from you. I mean that's part of tinychat. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life’s this game of titties. So is tinychat. Because in either game, life or tinychat, the margin for error is so small -- I mean one-half a manging too late, or too early, and you get b&. One-half second too slow, too fast, you don’t quite cap it.
The titties we need are everywhere around us.
They’re in every break of tinychat, every minute, every second.
On this chan, we fight for that tit. On this CHAN, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that tit. We claw with our manginas for that inch, because we know when we add up all those inches that’s gonna make the fuckin' difference between GETTING TITS and GETTING THE FUCK OUT! Between livin' and dyin'!
I’ll tell you this: In any fight, it’s the guy who’s willing to get banned who’s gonna win that tit. And I know if I’m gonna have any life anymore, it’s because I’m still willin' to fight and die for that tit. Because that’s what livin' is! The six titties in front of your face!!
Now I can’t make you do it. You got to look at the /b/rother next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you’re gonna see a guy who will get that tit with you. You're gonna see a /b/rother who will sacrifice themself for this chan because they know, when it comes down to it, you’re gonna do the same for vertigochan!
That’s a team, /b/rothers!
And, either we heal, now, as a chan, or we will die as individuals.
That’s tinychat guys.
That's all it is.
Now, what are you gonna do?
